Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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