dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Couch. On fire.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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