i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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