Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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