College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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