Nicole vs. Life
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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