Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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