all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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