Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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