Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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