And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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