They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
