I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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