That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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