would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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