zippers are such a cool invention
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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