That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
