i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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