i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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