I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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