This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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