oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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