How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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