He had one of those small greek statue penises
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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