I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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