I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
