I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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