More tranny stories later!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You took a bar mat shot.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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