Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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