YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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