Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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