i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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