Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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