I love black thongs
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize