so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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