Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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