so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ugly people sure do ruin things
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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