I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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