sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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