At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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