One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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