One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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