Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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