But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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