So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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