Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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