angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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