Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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