i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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