bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
