Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
