I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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