what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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