Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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